Grave Truth Marketing

Exhuming the truth. Burying the bullshit.

We’re not Creatives. We’re Coroners

We don’t care how pretty your last campaign looked—we care why it flatlined. We cut the fluff, carve into the numbers, and deliver the truth. Brutally.

If we’re saying something nice, it’s probably sarcasm.

Post-Mortem Consultation

Overpaying a ghost agency?

We perform strategy autopsies to exhume the real problems and outline them in chalk. Our post-mortems go beyond diagnosis: we offer honest, actionable consulting to help you understand what went wrong with your last agency, how to avoid future mistakes, and how to regain control over your marketing direction.

Data Grave Dig

Bleeding leads and traffic?

We dig deep beneath the obvious to uncover missed opportunities, backend issues, misaligned messaging, and cracks in your conversion funnel. No guesswork. Just cold, hard diagnosis. From call-to-action surgery to page load optimization and psychological design tweaks, we breathe life back into your conversion strategy.

Buzzword Exorcism

Acronym delirium?

Jargon? Dead to us. We extract meaningless fluff and inject language that resonates. We speak like humans and focus your brand voice so your audience actually understands—and connects. No vague strategies. No convoluted language. Just clear messaging and brand direction rooted in authenticity.